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berkninjafiter's Journal

Created on 2005-01-14 15:31:33 (#5765983), last updated 2005-12-08

156 comments received, 75 comments posted

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Name:berkninjafiter
Birthdate:03-30
Location:GB represent, Massachusetts, United States
Bio
Okay, My name is Jen, and my best friend's name is Sarah, but I call her Sari. We talk, a lot. She has this joke, called the clown joke, and she loves to tell it. The only problem is, she tells it a lot, and the joke is really bad. I mean, everytime I hear it, I hope that it comes out differently. Much to my dismay, it never fails to disappoint me. But enough about her, lets talk about me. I have 4 dogs, a shitload of cats, and they're all very annoying. Once when I was little, my mom ran my hair over with the vacuum. Which is why I'm so anal about sweeping, because I hate vacuums. I swear I will one day marry Eric Cartman. I have an unhealthy obsession with comedy films, I have a woman crush on Milla Jovovich, and I like to watch my pets have sex. I'm just fooling. This was all just a desperate attempt to make you all laugh, as I often do. I hope it worked, unfortunately Sarah will probably be the only one who will actually read this, which in any case, she's probably the only one who will laugh and understand this information I have given about myself.
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